I haven't really found love yet, though I've been searching rather hard.
Rather, I've hardly been searching, I just keep getting caught off guard.
I keep wondering if you could ever wonder if you could ever love me.
Is there any chance at all that I'm done with my searching?
(So) this is my theoretical love song that I'm theoretically singing you,
This is to theoretically say that I theoretically love you,
(yeah) this is my theoretical love song that you're theoretically listening to,
This is to theoretically say that
I hypothetically, possibly, maybe, might need you.
Insert girl's name here for the second time through,
Shout it loud and clear so it always rings true,
But you and I both know that this song is about you
and that this song is... theoretically true... yeah, alright...
And I would wait for theoretical years to be the guy who dries your theoretical tears
And I would wait for theoretical years to be the guy
who theoretically calms your fears
I'm a little bit non-committal in the middle of this riddle about you and me
but by the end of this chorus this little bit of non-committalness you can probably see, yeah
Yeah, this is my theoretical love song and I just want you to know
how much I might love you