This was my first funny song, and arguably the best to date.
lyrics
It didn't bother her when she found out that Santa was a fake,
but when the Unicorns all died, well that was all that she could take,
Luckily her Momma knew 'bout Unicorns beneath the sea,
and if you've got a friend in me, well we have got a friend in these
Narwhals, Narwhals, gotta love 'em,
Narwhals, Narwhals, I love 'em all,
Narwhals, Narwhals, I'm not on drugs,
Narwhals, Narwhals, cigarette butts.
It didn't bother him when he found out that Elvis really died,
but when the Unicorns missed the Ark, well broke down and cried,
luckily his Daddy Jim knew about Unicorns that swim,
took him down to Sea World just to see 'em, it was on a whim
Narwhals, Narwhals, gotta love 'em,
Narwhals, Narwhals, I love 'em all,
Narwhals, Narwhals, I'm not on drugs,
Narwhals, Narwhals, cigarette butts,
Narwhals, Narwhals, Narwhals, Narwhals are super awesome,
Narwhals, Narwhals, I want one for a pet.
What do they do with Sleeper Trains in the middle of the day?
Keep them trucking on the tracks, or do they put them away,
and if I may interject a simple question, who is They?
I may be getting way off track, but I love Narwhals anyway!
Narwhals, Narwhals, gotta love 'em,
Narwhals, Narwhals, I love 'em all,
Narwhals, Narwhals, I'm not on drugs,
Narwhals, Narwhals, cigarette butts.
Narwhals, Narwhals, Narwhals, Narwhals are super awesome,
Narwhals, Narwhals, Mom, can I please have one for a pet.
Narwhals.
credits
from Narwhals are Real,
released February 17, 2014
Thanks to Caleb Schrock-Hurst on the Cello!
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